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Abstract

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It's the "secret weapon" Wedding MC's use to entertain the wedding
guests with...

"How Even A Nervous, First-Time
Wedding MC With No Comedy Experience
Can Entertain and Dazzle The Wedding Guests With 101 Funny, Clean, and
`Field-Tested' Wedding Jokes"

The true story of what REALLY happened to a first time
Wedding MC who used the Wedding MC Jokebook

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Dear Fellow Wedding MC...

The following story is true.

The outcome might shock you.

And I'm going to let this "newbie" Wedding MC tell you - in his own
words - what REALLY happened at an exclusive wedding reception he
MC'd....

"The Groom Was Almost in Tears"

Hey Guys,
I rarely ever write letters or emails to express my satisfaction with
something, nor do I write them when I am displeased (to be fair)
either.
But I have to tell you guys, I purchased the Wedding MC Joke Book and
downloaded it sometime last week.
I was the MC at an upscale wedding with 250 guests at the Ritz-Carlton,
Grand Cayman this past weekend.
Now I must say that I am not new to public speaking, but I had never
been a Wedding MC before.
I had no material and was virtually grasping at anything I could find
until I came across your book.
In reading some of the jokes, I found them to be amusing, but was
unsure how the crowd would react.
Let me tell you, THEY LOVED THEM.
The groom was almost in tears - and not from the pounding he was taking
from me.
I was able to use your joke delivery coaching, as well. The Cayman
Islands are used to very formal weddings with mild jokes and absolutely
nothing off-color because folks are easily offended here. The jokes I
chose from your book were perfect for the audience at hand.
Thanks again for making this available. I will keep it very handy, as I
was approached by numerous folks after the wedding asking if I MC'd
professionally and if I would do the same for their friends and family.
Hmmm, maybe if the price is right.
Sincerely,
Brad Watts
Vice President of Operations, Bodden Holdings
Grand Cayman, Cayman Islands

It's an amazing story, isn't it?

It goes to show what's possible when you have great material to work
with.

And it gives you a small taste of what it's like to....

Be A Smashing Hit Even If You're
A First-Time Wedding MC

And let me say this:
There is nothing more thrilling - or SWEETER to your ears - than
hearing a room full of wedding guests laugh at your jokes...as Brad
Watts experienced.

And here's the best part...

You don't have to be a stand up comedian to make the wedding guests
laugh.

All you need is a great collection of tried, tested, and funny wedding
jokes - and practical tips on how to tell them effectively - and you'll
have the audience in the palm of your hand.

My name is Lee Bells.

My partner, Mark Schweighardt, and I have been...

Professional Improv Comedians
For More Than 20 Years...

...with over one thousand shows under our belts.
But we're not only professional comedians in our spare time.

We've also been Wedding MC's at more than a dozen weddings.

As you might have guessed, we know a thing or two about how to
entertain wedding guests.

In fact, we can show you how to make sure the wedding guests enjoy a
GREAT time at the wedding reception.

And we can show you how to have them laughing at your jokes...even if
this is your first time as a Wedding MC.

Why On Earth Would You Trust
Two Stand Up Comedians To
Reveal Their Best and Funniest
Wedding Jokes?

For the exact same reason over 4,000 other Wedding MC's have trusted us
- because we "deliver the goods."

Our wedding jokes have been used by Wedding MC's to make wedding guests
laugh at wedding receptions all over the world.

That's why we created the Wedding MC Jokebook - so you can entertain
the wedding guests and be the center of attention...without stealing
the limelight from the bride and groom on their special day.

We know what works. And we know what doesn't work.

And you can immediately benefit from our experience as Wedding MC's -
as well as 20+ years as comedians - to make the wedding guests laugh.

But what's really amazing is that ANY Wedding MC - inexperienced or
experienced - can use these amusing wedding jokes to be funny even if
you think you can't tell a joke to save your life.

In fact, no matter what your level of experience is as a Wedding MC,
it's stunningly easy when you have the right jokes to work with...and
tips on how to make them effective.

Outrageously Funny And Amusing
Wedding Jokes That Give Any Wedding MC
Exactly What He or She Wants!

Uproarious laughter.
Respect.

Recognition.
Compliments.

The exhilerating THRILL of hearing a room full of strangers laugh at
your jokes...even if you've never told a funny wedding joke in your
life.
Who said you couldn't have FUN as the Wedding MC and entertain the
wedding guests without stealing the show from the newlyweds?

I'm confident you're going to have a LOT of fun delivering these
wedding jokes at the wedding reception.

Because you're going to get a LOT of laughs.

And the wedding guests are going to have a great time, too.

In fact, there's a good chance you'll be complimented on how well you
performed your Wedding MC duties just like Ann de Meyer of South Africa
was when she wrote to tell us: "I used a good deal of humor from the
book...I got huge compliments...the book was a lifesaver."

I'm certain that with the Wedding MC Jokebook by your side - and with
all the professional joke telling tips we give you - you'll be able to
deliver wedding jokes at the reception with total confidence.
Let me show you everything you'll find inside the Wedding MC Jokebook
that made Brad Watts so successful as a first time Wedding MC...

81 Clean, Tasteful, and Funny
Wedding Jokes And One-Liners
For Any Wedding Reception

The Wedding MC Jokebook is jam packed with clean, tasteful, funny
Wedding MC Jokes, one-liners, and quotations you can use throughout the
wedding reception...to kick it into high gear and have the wedding
guests laughing their heads off.

Let me give you a quick recap of what you'll find in The Wedding MC
Jokebook...

81 clean, tasteful, funny wedding jokes and one-liners
suitable for any wedding reception
These are our hand-picked, tried-and-tested wedding jokes that get the
laughs without embarrassing anyone - including yourself.
Our clever "Comedy Secret" that virtually never fails to make
the jokes sure-fire winners at any wedding
Years ago we stumbled upon an amazing secret to turning an ordinary
joke into a gangbuster that got more laughs. It's easy to implement and
the results can be astonishing.

Specific instructions for successfully modifying and
delivering many of the jokes in the jokebook

Detailed instructions for introducing the members of the
bridal party as well as those making wedding speeches and toasts

Our recommended guidelines - based on our years of experience
as professional comedians - for using appropriate comedy including what
NOT to do

5 Key Wedding Categories
To Choose From...

The Wedding MC Jokebook covers five of the most important categories so
you have a wide selection of wedding jokes throughout the wedding
reception including....

Bride and Groom Jokes
Parents and Grandparents Jokes

Wedding Officials Jokes

General Wedding Jokes
Couples Jokes
You'll be able to use these jokes to introduce wedding speakers...make
announcements...or kick the wedding reception into high gear when
there's a "lull" in the program.
PLUS, you'll also get a selection of funny one-liners for humorous
comments throughout the reception!

Use Our Secret Comedy Tips
To Get Big Laughs and
Avoid Embarrassment

We cracked the code when it comes to helping first-time Wedding MC's
entertain the wedding guests with funny wedding jokes.
In fact, our secret comedy tips are worth their weight in gold...and
help you steer clear of making embarrassing mistakes.
You see, to get the laughs you're looking for, you need to know HOW to
tell the joke...WHERE to put it in the wedding agenda...and how to make
it FUNNIER.
That's why we've gone to great lengths to make things easy and explain
everything we could think of in detail.
Best part:
If you're really pressed for time you could join the ranks of fearless
Wedding MC's who even...

Prepare the Night Before
Or Use the Wedding MC Jokebook
Right From the Podium...

...especially if you're called into action at the last minute.
That's how easy it is to use the Wedding MC Jokebook...although we
really do advise spending a little more time preparing before the
wedding reception.
And that's not all.
We've been careful to include wedding jokes that are clean and tasteful
...and are suitable for any wedding reception...so you don't run the
risk of offending anyone.
Now you don't have to pull your hair out trying to come up with
appropriate material.
You'll not only know WHEN to use a particular joke during the
reception...we'll even WARN you if something is a little "edgy" or
where you could stumble and say something embarrassing.
After all, there's nothing more awkward than saying something that
causes a "red faced" moment or humiliates the bride and groom.

Experience The Thrill As
A Room Full of Wedding Guests
Roars With Laughter At 20 Of Our
NEWEST Wedding MC Jokes

Here's something which I think you'll also find very exciting...
We dug deep into our "bag of tricks" to make the 2009 wedding season
even better for Wedding MC's.
As a result we UPDATED the Wedding MC Jokebook.

It's been completely reorganized so you can find great jokes faster.
And it's got MORE funny jokes than ever before.

In fact, we've included 20 additional hard-to-forget, tasteful, and
funny wedding jokes!

Now you've got even MORE funny wedding mc jokes to choose from...and
amuse the wedding guests with.

Download The Wedding MC Jokebook Here
(Safe, secure, instant access - 24 Hours A Day - 7 Days A Week - 365
Days A Year)
"The book gave an idea of what jokes worked well...people laughed."
James Bentum

Hurry And Secure Your Copy Of The
"Beefed Up" Wedding MC Jokebook
Before The Price Increases

We're paid thousands of dollars for our comedy gigs.
And if you were to hire us to write custom wedding jokes it would run
you into hundreds of dollars.
So here's an opportunity to take advantage of our good nature - if you
act quickly.

You see, we've added nearly 25% MORE content to the latest edition of
the Wedding MC Jokebook with NEW jokes that you can use immediately.
In fact, with all the material you get - and considering how much time
it will save you - it's a steal at...

$19.99

Wedding MC Jokebook-

Download The Wedding MC Jokebook Here
(Safe, secure, instant access - 24 Hours A Day - 7 Days A Week - 365
Days A Year)
"The book gave an idea of what jokes worked well...people laughed."
James Bentum

Of course, I'm sure you understand we won't be able to keep this
amazing pricing at that level forever.

Our costs - like yours - are going up, too.
So I urge you to take action right now and secure your copy of the
Wedding MC Jokebook before we close this window of opportunity and
raise the price.
Otherwise you'll be kicking yourself later because you didn't get in at
the lower price and save a few dollars.

Knock The Socks Off The Wedding Guests
At Your Next Wedding Reception "Gig"
With Your Funny Wedding Jokes ...

It doesn't matter whether this is your first Wedding MC "gig" ...or
your thirtieth.
There are great jokes for virtually every Wedding MC in the Wedding MC
Jokebook.

I think you're going to be delighted with The Wedding MC Jokebook.

In fact, my partner and I are so confident the jokes, one-liners, and
quotes in the Wedding MC Jokebook will get the laughs you want - and
provide great entertainment to the wedding guests - that we take all
the pressure off your shoulders with our...

60-Day Ironclad 100% Money-Back Guarantee...

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TRY the Wedding MC Jokebook with NO RISK . . .

Browse through our wide selection of funny and tasteful Wedding MC
Jokes, one-liners, and funny quotations.

Try them out. Use them for a full 60 days.
If at any time during the first 60 days you're not completely satisfied
with the Wedding MC Jokebook simply let us know and you'll get an
immediate, no-hassle, no-questions-asked refund! And we'll part as
friends.
You have nothing to lose...except a great way to entertain the guests
at the wedding reception.

And there's more....

4 FREE Bonuses To Help You
Prepare For Your Wedding MC Duties

We know that being a successful Wedding MC is more than telling funny
wedding jokes.

That's why we wanted to make sure you were well prepared for all of
your Wedding MC Duties.
After all, it's a huge responsibility...and you want to make sure
everything goes according to plan.

That's why, when you download the Wedding MC Jokebook today, you'll
also get the following 5 valuable bonuses...

Exclusive Bonus #1 - Wedding MC Checklist

This concise checklist - which Mark and I use for our wedding
receptions - contains what we've found to be the most important details
every Wedding MC needs to review to not only perform the Wedding MC
duties but also to ensure smooth, humorous transitions for jokes,
introductions, and announcements.

Exclusive Bonus #2 - Wedding Reception Agenda Planning Guide

There's no substitute for being properly prepared for the wedding
reception if you want it to be a memorable event for the wedding guests
and the newlyweds.
Our wedding reception agenda form covers the important events
throughout the wedding reception.
With this short guide you can review critical parts of the wedding
agenda - that some first-time Wedding MC's miss entirely - with the
wedding planners.
Plus, you can also use it to note down where you'll use your wedding
jokes and one-liners.

Exclusive Bonus #3 - 14 Funniest Quotes

We pored over hundreds of quotations to select the BEST 14 quotes to
use throughout the wedding reception.
They're conveniently categorized for easy reference and we even explain
where to use them throughout the wedding reception!

Exclusive Bonus #4 - Recorded Radio Interview

Listen in as we share a couple of our favorite Wedding MC Jokes and
important tips with listeners in a live radio interview which we
recorded.

UNLEASH The "Hidden Entertainer" In You
To Give The Bride and Groom
- And Wedding Guests -
An AMAZING Time They'll Never Forget

When you're standing in front of 100...200...300...or more wedding
guests you want to feel confident that you're prepared for all of your
Wedding MC Duties.

The Wedding MC Jokebook is your assurance that you can "deliver the
goods" with funny and tasteful wedding jokes...and give the wedding
guests one of the most entertaining experiences they've ever had.

Download your copy of the Wedding MC Jokebook and join over 4,000 other
Wedding MC's who have used our wedding jokes to create a fun atmosphere
at wedding receptions all over the world.

I'm sure you'll be very happy you did.

With best wishes in your Wedding MC Duties,

Lee Bells

P.S. Do you know what it's like to hear the wedding guests roar with
laughter at your wedding jokes? I do, and let me tell you it's an
exhilarating thrill. Download the Wedding MC Jokebook today and let me
show you how to entertain the wedding guests with101 clean, tasteful,
FUNNY Wedding MC Jokes.
Our money-back guarantee puts ALL of the risk on us...and makes it safe
and easy for you to give it a try.
PPS. Download your copy today which includes 20 NEW Wedding MC Jokes
for even MORE laughs.

Download Your Copy of the
Wedding MC Jokebook Today!

YES, Lee! I want to experience the thrill of hearing the
wedding guests roar with laughter as I entertain them with clean and
funny wedding jokes.
And I want to know how to perform my Wedding MC Duties like a true
professional to give the wedding guests a memorable time.

I understand I'm fully protected with your 60-Day
No-Questions-Asked Ironclad 100% Money Back Guarantee.

Download The Wedding MC Jokebook Here
PLUS 4 FREE Bonuses
Safe, secure, instant access - 24 Hours A Day - 7 Days A Week - 365
Days A Year)

Wedding MC Jokebook-

"Helped Me Greatly"

"The Wedding MC Jokebook helped me greatly...
it was my first Wedding MC gig."
Rick Moore Santa Monica, California

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The Wedding MC Jokebook
Written by Two Funny Looking
Professional Comedians
From Canada

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From the country that brought you Hockey, Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, and
Celine Dion..e Mark Schweighardt and Lee Bells, professional
Canadian improv comedians who have been making people laugh for over 20
years.

They've written three books, done radio plays, comedy for radio and TV,
and advertising, entertained at corporate functions, and MC'd at
wedding receptions.
They've performed with Weird Al Yankovic, Catherine O'Hara, Red Green
of The Red Green Show, and Brent Butt of Corner Gas. (These guys are
really funny.)

Says Lee: "Mark and I explain how to tell the wedding jokes, where to
place them in the program, and how to maximize the effectiveness of the
humor - without taking away from the Bride and Groom's big day."

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Wedding MC Jokebook-

Download The Wedding MC Jokebook Here
PLUS 4 FREE Bonuses
(Safe, secure, instant access - 24 Hours A Day - 7 Days A Week - 365
Days A Year)

"Thorough Plan of Action"

"I'd like to say thanks again for your book.
At a time where I didn't know where to begin, your book gave me a
thorough plan of action, great tips and advice.
I would definitely recommend it to anyone who is given the opportunity
to speak at a wedding."
Alex Tayco Saskatchewan, Canada

Download The Wedding MC Jokebook Here
PLUS 4 FREE Bonuses
(Safe, secure, instant access - 24 Hours A Day - 7 Days A Week - 365
Days A Year)

"Very Pleased I Got The Advice"

"The advice on opening with a joke was great.
The audience knew every time I stood up I was going to say something
funny.

The telegrams all were a huge hit, everybody commented on how good it
was...very pleased
I got the advice."

David Garretty New South Wales, Australia

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